So, last week, I published a post containing a poll and said I would make polls a regular feature if they were popular enough and got enough feedback.
Well, let’s just say there wasn’t an awful lot of voters. There was only 6 voters, whom I thank for their vote.
So, for the benefit for the voters and anyone else who wants to know what 6 peoples’ favourite day of the week is, here are the results [Click to view larger image]:
So Monday’s the favourite, a rather surprising outcome.
I’m not saying I’ll never do a poll again, I just won’t waste my time on doing it regularly.
Anyways, I was actually scheduled to publish this tomorrow (Saturday) but I thought I’d do it tonight and give you the next, scheduled chapter of “The Boom” as it always was.
I’m also really excited for tomorrow as I am going to see Sister Act the Musical with my sister! I can assure you, there will be a blog post related to that at some point of the week…
Anyways, for now, Good night!
First of all, apologies. Apologies for not publishing the next chapter of The Boom . The main reason for this is because the next chapter is a long chapter and I’ve just not had time to finish it. So, as a bonus, I will post Chapters 4 AND 5 next MONDAY. That’s right instead of The Boom content How exciting for you. I’m sure this is really exciting for you, isn’t it?
So, to the main purpose of this blog post. I’m starting the frequent polls again.
Basically, earlier on in the year, I did a thing where I would post a weekly poll, usually on a Friday, just about random things for example one off of the top of my mind was, “Which do you prefer, Sausage Rolls or Burgers?” which was just… the most random thing ever.
At first, the polls done quite well, and I would post the results in the next week’s poll post. However, some weeks, the polls would not get a lot of attention so I just stopped.
However, now that I have considerably more followers on Twitter and here on my blog, I thought I’d give it a go again.
So, to get us started, let us start with a really cheesy one, just to let me and you get the hang of it.
I’ll be posting the results of the poll next Saturday when the next poll will be published.
I look forward to counting your vote!
Laugh (verb) – - Make the spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement and sometimes also of contempt or derision
Laughing. Most of us do it everyday. From laughing at a hilarious joke or seeing someone else trip over. We all laugh, or at least, we have all laughed.
Today, when I came home from school, I thought my mum and dad were looking rather depressed. No expression on their faces, and hardly saying a thing. “What’s the matter?” I asked and their reply was simply “nothing”. Hmm… something not quite right…
I usually walk into the living room after a hard and busy day, only to find my mum rolling about the floor laughing her head off from something my dad has said. But not today, and that was the exact point I maid to them.
So, my Dad got right in there and started telling jokes since he seen that I didn’t think the atmosphere was quite right, even although nothing was wrong. This kick-started a whole hour of us telling jokes to each other. And so, I have decided to tell you a few of my favourite jokes that I’ve heard here and there from all different people, including the ones from earlier today! They’re also in no particular order, and they are not meant to violate any copyright stuff and things, they’re only for fun!
1 Before I tell this joke, I must tell you that it was my school librarian who told me this one, so thanks to her for this one!
A duck, was about to cross a road, when suddenly a chicken appeared. The chicken walked up to the duck and said, “Don’t do it mate, you’ll never hear the end of it!”.
2 I reccomend you know a little bit about alcohol for this one…
A white horse walks into a bar. He says to the barman, “Hey! What kind of drinks do you sell here?” the barman happily replied with, “Oh, we sell lots of drinks here, in fact, we have one named after you!” the white horse replied with “What, Steven?”.
Did you hear about the Irishman who bought a paper shop? Yeah… it blew away…
4 This one has to be my favourite one of all time…
A man jumped from a plane only to discover his parachute wasn’t working. He was plummeting to the ground until he began to see the figure of a man come up the way. The parachuter said to the man, “Do you know anything about parachutes” the other man coming up the way replied with “No, but err… do you know anything about gas cookers?”.
At a balloon school, where balloons are educated, a balloon in one class got so angry, so much so, that he slowly deflated. The teacher turned round and said to him, “What an awful shame. You’ve let your school down, you’ve let your classmates down and most importantly, you’ve let yourself down”.
A man went to see his doctor. He said to his doctor, “Doctor, I’ve been feeling rather odd recently…” The doctor told the man to carry on. “Well, recently, I’ve been been feeling like a pig!” The doctor was fascinated! “Interesting! So since when have you been feeling like a pig?”. the man thought and replied, “Oh, for about a *pig like voice* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!”
7 This is an old Halloween one I used to tell as I went on my searches for sweets…
Q:What do you call a yeti in a phone box?
8 Another question and answer one…
Q: What do you get if you cross a vampire with a freezer?
9 Another “doctor doctor” one…
A man was at his doctor. He pointed to his cheek and said, “I’ve noticed I have a lake here on my cheek. In fact, there’s a few palm trees too and a sandy beach. What have I got?” The doctor thought for a moment. “Ahh, I can tell you exactly what that is, it’s just a beauty spot!”
10 And the final one…
Q: Knock knock!
Q2: Who’s there?
A: A wee man who canny reach the bloomin’ doorbell!
Ahh well, that’s all I’m giving you for now, because I really couldn’t make you laugh too much, after all it may be illegal where you live! However, if you have any jokes to share, don’t be shy to share them with us by commenting below!
Greetings! A very merry Friday to you too!
I’ve just came back from seeing “Dark Shadows” at the cinema which I honestly loved! Therefore, I probably will do a small review or something on it, just to try and encourage you to go and see it!
But before I go any further, let’s take a look at how last week’s pool got on.
I based last weeks poll on the sci-fi theme as it was Star Wars day (May the Fourth Be With You). So, I set out the poll, “Star Wars or Doctor Who”.
I also mentioned last week that I was hoping for a little more of a response as the previous poll only got three votes. Well, I can say there has been some improvement. Yup. You guessed it. Four people voted this time. Dramatic improvement, eh?
Ah well, hopefully it will get better this week. But here are the results for this week.
Total No. of Votes: 4
Star Wars: 1 (25%)
Doctor Who: 3 (75%)
Okay, back to business…
As I mentioned, I just seen “Dark Shadows” a great film that is only out really, and one which I strongly reccomend you see if you like a good comedy/horror/romantic film.
But it came to my mind whilst watching the film that an interesting poll could possibly emerge! As you do…
Normally, in other films which do not deserve to be named on this blog, it’s always vampires versus humans, with a hint of werewolf and all that jazz. Well, in this film, it’s vampire against witches.
Here is this weeks poll, and please, just click ONE of the options! It’s free, anonymous and simple! One click and you’re done! No personal info needed, it’s just an anonymous and fun poll!
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I’ve been getting pretty stressed out recently. And with that I’ve also been getting very, very, very bored, when I’m procrastinating. So I thought it would be good timing if I got you guys involved more! After all, I don’t know what you want to read or see! So I wanna set you guys a challenge. And that challenge is to challenge me. In the box a the end of this post, write a fun and SAFE challenge that I could do, but make it something that I could write about, or could take a picture of, or even film! I’m open to almost any challenge, so long as it is safe and doable. It’s just a fun little thing, and you can even be anonymous if you want. If you do want to be mentioned when I do it, just write your name at the end of your challenge that you are setting me. So, that’s it, fire away and do your worst! Oh and, I’m not just doing one, I’ll try and do as many as I can!
Last night, whilst trying to get to sleep and failing, a thought came to my head.
It is a well known fact that counting sheep is supposed to help one get to sleep quicker. Well…
What does this do to farmers who have to count sheep as part of their Job, day in and day out?
That is all.